Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Baby Got Back

I have to say that I just cannot wait until the low low low rise jeans are out of fashion. I was at church tonight and saw 1 crack, 2 Hanes waistbands and 4 kids continuously checking to make sure their backside was covered when they sat down.

If you can't kneel down at the alter to pray without mooning the crowd...your pants are too low.
If you can't get out of a car without mooning your mom...your pants are too low.
If you can't sit in a chair without having to hang your jacket on the back to keep from showing your underwear or booty...your pants are too low.

I can't totally blame the consumer. I have a really hard time finding pants for my kids that are high enough. They fit well when you are standing in front of the dressing room mirror but after wearing those puppies for a couple of hours...they start to stretch and I really don't care who you are...that is not a flattering look.

Speaking of pants. If anyone can give me any ideas of where I can find a size 2 khaki pant for Jordan without paying out the nose I would appreciate it. She has to have some for basketball. I guess they are wearing khaki's and team shirts when they play out of town, which I respect because at least they are trying to make the kids look nice but they obviously have never had to shop for a kid that is too tall for kids sizes and too skinny for adult sizes.

8 comments:

Mom said...

Do they still have the 5-7-9 shop?

Christi said...

I have never heard of it.

Lisa @ The Preacher's Wife said...

You need to shop for 2 Longs..They have those at Old Navy and they have khakis for $29 right now I think...

CatGranny said...

You just make my day with your outstanding wit! Since I dont shop, I have no idea where you would find a 2. Since I am in a brazillian size plus, I never venture into the skinny isle. Sorry!

Casey said...

How about these?

http://www.ae.com/web/browse/product.jsp?catId=cat90100&productId=prod3240001

Christi said...

Brazillian size plus? LOL That is hilarious.

Thanks Casey! I will try there.

I looked at Old Navy today Lis, no size 1 or 2. grrr

Christi said...

Sandy, Hilarious meaning I will have to use that...not hilarious @ your booty.

Lisa @ The Preacher's Wife said...

did you look at gap or aeropostale?? they usually have tiny sizes