Anyone who knows me knows that I get hyper-obsessed with something until I get over it and I find something else to obsess over. Lately it has been HGTV, The Food Channel and The Vacation channel. Well, I'm over it. So...I have been searching for something new. I like the old movie channel unless it is a war movie or a western. Since that is what was showing this morning I decided to switch over to the Lifetime Movie Network for Women. I'm perplexed.
What makes this channel for women? Here's a sampling of the line up....
A woman marries a man who she thought was a good guy but he turns out to be a pshyco killer...so she kills him
A woman works for a doctor that she thinks is a good guy, turns out he kills his patients and stalks her...so she kills him.
A woman's child is kidnapped...she hunts him down....and kills him
A woman is raped...the guy gets off....she kills him
A husband cheats on his wife....she kills him
A woman cheats on her husband...totally not her fault...he was probably gonna kill her, right?
A kid has an eating disorder...which in my opinion is just a movie to teach kids how to successfully have an eating disorder...good news? no one dies (most of the time)
I kinda feel bad for the unsuspecting husband that comes home to a wife who has watched these movie marathons all day.
"Honey, supper is cold" BAM...she kills him.